I wanna leave my brain to science
I’m going on a thinking man’s diet
But it looks like i’ll have to pawn it
I can’t find a doctor who says he wants it.

You oughtn’t keep what you know you can't use
Why conserve what’ll give you the blues
I want to leave my brain to science,
But they don't want it.

I'm as wide as a painted Cadillac
i’m a dirty dirty love ‘cause you’ve only seen my back
a wild cat-a bear hunter walking cane
I’m being slowed down because of this brain.

I wanna leave my brain to science
I’m going on a thinking man’s diet
But it looks like i’ll have to pawn it
I can’t find a doctor who says he wants it.

You oughtn’t keep what you know you can't use
Why conserve what’ll give you the blues
I want to leave my brain to science,
But they don't want it.

I'm on the cusp of science, I'm on the cusp of science.
Little dog, little dog blue, I wanna leave my brain to you,
Little dog, little dog blue, i want to give my brain to you.

I'm on the cusp of science, I'm on the cusp of science.
Little dog, little dog blue, I wanna leave my brain to you,
Little dog, little dog blue, i want to give my brain to you.

Tried to leave my brain to science
Thought I'd go on a thinking man's diet
But it looks like I'll have to pawn it
Dawg-onnit!

I gave my brain too little dog blue
Little dark blue has my brain
I gave it to him

Run, run away
Run with my brain
Little dog, little dog blue, I wanna leave my brain to you,
Little dog, little dog blue, i want to give my brain to him.